From email@example.com 10/8/2017 23:23 EDT "Are we in 3rd grade or the dementia wing of the nursing home?"
VP Pence flew (on about $250,000 worth of taxpayer dimes) FROM Las
Vegas, Nevada last night to Indiania, to specifically attend an Indy
Colts/San Fran 49ees NFL game (the latter the team where Colin Kaepernick began his kneeling protests).
then told his press pool entourage to not follow him into the stadium
and just wait in the van, motor running, just in case he'd be out
He then tweeted out an old, 2014
photo of himself and "mother" at a prior Colts football game (evidently
not lighting long enough to take a new 2017 selfie).
Pence was then SHOCKED, shocked I tell you, than Kaepernick's old team mates knelt during the So Often Mangled Banner and former English drinking tune.
and "mother" then made a show of putting their hands over the place
where normal people have hearts...while a woman behind them picked her
nose instead of palpating her ribcage. The decked out military
mannequin next to Pence wasn't sure if he should salute, put his hand
over his heart or just stay real still and stand there and pretend
someone just shoved a flag pole up ass.
melodramatic outraged huff - with his lace trimmed Depends in a wad -
Mikey then quickly departed the stadium. Outraged that
there was such disrespect to our flag, our national anthem, our brave
military and the majority of rednecks who had left the stands and were
lined up at the concession booths buying beer and nachos. Pence
probably left none too soon, for fear of the risk of getting
overstimulated by the bouncing T&A of the NFL cheerleaders - even
with "mother" there.
talking about black people whose lives matter and who are being gunned
down left and right by poorly trained po-leese? This is
about the great AmeriKKKan sport of patriotic football! Damn
(Obviously Pence is not too much of a Colts supporter to want to stick around to see them pull off an overtime win.)
snowflake Pence was soon back in his taxpayer funded safe spot, to wing
his way back out West to LA and a prescheduled, 6:30 pm, $2,700 a pop,
GOP fundraiser for fellow Russia collusionist, Dana Rohrabacher.
back at DC Adult Daycare, the Orange Fucking Moron (OFM) tweeted that
he and Mikey had previously choreographed a Kubuki theater scene
regarding the football game. The OFM praised Mikey for his
actions, but true to form, took all credit and said that he had ordered Mikey to leave at the first sign of any kneeling football players.
OFM kind of skipped over the part about how many bottles of water, or
how much food, medicine, disaster supplies and even paper towels you
could have purchased at Costco with $250,000. Not that a bunch of
brown people on an island, surrounded by lots of WADDER matter
too much. Once the inconvient are all dead, the OFM and his
vulture capitalists can swoop in, buy up distressed properties cheaply
and start building hotels, golf courses, low rent restaurants and
casinos and places where Russians can launder even more rubles.
Just another day in Trumplandia! Please pass another round of Valium and Vodka.